Roccia

Characterprofile

Rockoftenchangeshiscareer,hobbies,andeachepisodeofhisstoryisindependent.

Abouttheauthor

ZhengYuanjie,bornin1955,begantocreatefairytalesin1978.In1985,hefoundedthemonthlymagazine"TheKingofFairyTales",whichpublishedhispersonalworks.Itisknownas"TheKingofFairyTales"..HisworksofPipiru,Rusisi,Roque,ShukeandBetahaveinfluencedthreegenerationsofChinesechildren.

Story

Inadentalclinic,thedoctorsaidtoRock:"It’snotthatIsaidyou,howcomeyouarelikeachild,youcan’tlivewithoutsugareveryday.Godown,nomatterhowgoodyourteethare,allyourteethwillbelost."Rocksaid:"Iseldomeatnow.Ionlyeattwoyuanadayonaverage."

"Comeon,Idon'tknowwhatyouare.Atrick,apieceofcandyisthesizeofanoldsow.OpenyourmouthandIwillshowittoyou."

Rockopenedhismouthandclosedhiseyesandlayonthechair,suddenly,"Ouch!"Rockyelled,"Doctor,whyareyoudrillingmyfoot?It'sbleeding.Ouch,ithurtsmesomuch!"

Thedoctorsaidinembarrassment,"Iforgottowearglasses.,Didyouseewheremyglassesare?"

"Whatnonsenseareyouwearingtheglassesonyourface?"

"Oh,mymyopiaIt’sgettingworseagain.There’snoway.I’mjustworkingtoohard.Ican’tseeclearlyifIdon’tchangeapairofglassesfortwodays.It’syourblessingtofindadentistwhoworkshardlikeme,andIwillsurelymakeyouhappy."

"Doctor,canyoudothis,oryoucangowithapairofclearglassesfirst,I'mnotinahurry."

"Noneed,youjustputahundredHeart,mycraftcan'tbewrong,whichonedoyouwanttopullout?"

"Thefourthonefromtheleft,...Oh,don'tyoudrillmynose!"

Thedoctortouchedtheposition,turnedontheelectricdrill,andpulledoutthetoothafterawhile,andsaid:"Howaboutit,itfeelsgood,mycraftisabsolutelyworld-class."

Rokclosedhismouthandtried.Aftertrying,heshouted:"Hey,howdidyoupulloutthatgoodtooth,doyouknowwhichsideistheleftandwhichistheright!"

Thedoctorhurriedlysaid:"Excuseme,Ididn’tknowifitwasyourleftormine.Thefourthonefromtheleft,right?"

"Whatisthefourthone,nowit’sthethirdone!"

"Okay,thethirdone,right,one,two,three..."ThedoctortouchedRock'steethandcountedtothethird.Theelectricdrillrumblingloudly,thedoctorwipedthesweatfromhishead.Hesaid:"Okay,Ican'tgowronghere."

Rokclosedhismouthandtriedit,lookingatthedoctorandsaid:"Haveyoupassedelementaryschoolmathematics?"

Thedoctorhelpedhisglassesandsaid:"Whatareyouaskingfor,Ijustcan'tseeclearlywithmyeyestoday."

Rocklaydownonthechairagainandsaid:"Nowitisthesecondfromtheleft.It'sone."

...

"Doctor,doIstillhaveteethinmymouth?"Roqueasked,lyingpaleonthechair.

Thedoctorreachedinandtouchedit,andsaid,"Thereisonemore."

Rocksaid:"Thenitwon'tbewrongthistime."

Thedoctorsaidembarrassedly:"Actually,...butit’sokay.Ialsohaveadenturebusinesshere.Itissuretobemuchstrongerthanyouroriginalteeth.Ithastheadvantagesofacidresistance,sweetnessandcorrosionresistance.Iwillgiveyouapairofsettings.A20%discountisonly16,000,doyouwanttotryit?"

Rocksaidweakly:"Itcanonlybedonelikethis."

……

AssoonasRockcamehomewithamouthfuloffalseteeth,hiswiferushedforwardandgaveasweetkiss.Thewifechewedonahardthinginhermouthandsaid:"Husband,whyareyoueatingsweetsagain?Huh,howsweet?Thereisnosmell."Rocksaid:"Wife,didyoufeelsomethingwrongwhenyoukissedmejustnow?"

Thewifesaid:"It'sabitweird,itseemstobedifferentfrombefore,wow,don'tyouI’mgoingtochangemyfacelikein"FaceFighter",wheredidyougetmyhusband!I’mgoingtocallthepolice!"

Mywife,butmywife'sstrugglesgotworse,shekeptshouting:"Help!Kill!"Rockhadtopickupabrickonthegroundandslamitdownonthebackofhiswife'shead.Thewifesuddenlycollapsedlikeapileofmud.Ontheground,Rockbroughtanotherbasinofcoldwaterandpoureditonhiswife’sface.Hiswifewokeupinaspiritedmanner.Whenhesaw"fake"Rockstandinginfrontofhim,hejustyelledouttheword"Save".Abrickwassmasheddown,andthenanotherpotofcoldwaterwaspoured.

Thiswasrepeatedeighttimes.Whentheninthroundwokeup,beforethewifeopenedhereyes,shewavedherhandsandshouted:"Don’tsmashit,don’tsmashit,Ibelieveyou,youareRealRock!"Rockthenputdownthebricks,helpedhiswifeup,andcomplained:"Youshouldchangeyourirritabletemper.Seeingyouhavecausedsuchadisaster,youwillalmostsmashthebricks."

Mywifetouchedherhead,veryashamed,andembarrassedlysaid:"Iblamemeforbeingimpulsive.Theeightbasinsofwaterareenoughformetowashseveralclothes.Nowyoucantellmewhat'sgoingon."

Rocksaid:"That'sright,Iwantedtogotothedamndentalclinictodaytogetthatdamnbadtooth,butthedamndoctortookallmydamngoodteethAfterpullingitout,thereisonlyonedamnbadtoothleft..."

ThewifeinterruptedRoquebusy,andsaid,"Damndentalclinic,damnbadtooth,damndoctor,Damngoodteeth...Okay,youcangoon."

Rokcontinued,"Afterthedamndoctorpulledoutallmydamnteeth,hegavemeanotherinsert.Damnfalseteeth..."

ThewifeinterruptedRockagainandsaid,"Falseteeth?SoiftheteethinyourmoutharenotRock’s,thenyouarenottherealandcompleteRock!Save..."AssoonasthewifesawthatRockpickedupthebrickagain,sheswallowedtherestofthewordsback.

Rocksaid:"Accordingtoyou,yourbreastsandnosearenotyoursyet.Ifthedenturesarenotmine,itdoesnotmeanthatIamnotme.Youareguiltyofgeneralthinking.Wrong,Idecidedthatwecan'tkissanymoreinthefuture,soasnottoletotherpeople'steethtakeadvantage."

Thewifesaidanxiously:"Howcanthiswork..."SeeingthebrickinRock'shand,hesaid:"ThatWhatdoyoudoifyoueatinthefuture,youcan'tletotherpeople'steethtakeadvantageofit."

Rokewastakenabackandsaid:"Yes,youcanmakemeafunnel.Fromnowon,Iwillonlydrinkriceporridgewithoutteeth."

"WhatshouldIdoifIspeak?"

"It'sabigdeal,Iwon'ttalkanymore,soIdon'thavetoquarrelwithyou."

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